Hello, and welcome back to—
WELL IF YOU’RE SO SURE WHAT I’M GOING TO SAY, WHY DON’T YOU WRITE THE RUN!?
A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR— Wait, crap, I’m going to have to come up with a bunch of names. waah
Special rules for the Safari Zone:
One pokemon per area.
Center Area catch!
Aaaand it fled. ):
Area 1 catch!
Jezian is an “eclipse jackalope” (jackalope-like creatures that are usually brightly colored and have random mutations). Unlike most of her kind, her fur is a neutral color and she lacks horns. She likes adventuring, but can be a bit too much of a daredevil for her own good.
IT’S THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH
ITEM BALL WORLD
WHY ISN’T ANYTHING FLEEING NOW!?
I swear, that took at least 13 rocks.
…Hey, um. I’m gonna throw some bait at you and run to the next area, so, you know, if we’re cool, you’ll meet me over there.
We cool, Nidorino?
…WE NOT COOL
BUT THIS IS PRETTY COOL, TOO
And now I’m covered in hamburgers— I mean.
Enirah, when not busy being a Venomoth, is an O’urtnx, a species of… well, they’re practically gods. Unfortunately, having that much power made them incredibly vain, and any imperfections in their people were punished by abuse and exile. Enirah is of mixed race, and due to that, she doesn’t actually have the full power of the rest of her species and has limited energy to magic about with.
Despite being treated horribly as a child, she still manages to be rather excitable and happy overall, though she doesn’t exactly make sense. At all.
This is the second thing I bumped into in this area.
My butt just caught fire from shock.
Hey, look. Someone who I actually have a picture of.
Or twenty hundred pictures of. Same difference, really.
Aexxys (pronounced like “axis”) is actually my fursona. XD I was planning to use him for a Nidoran/Nidorino for a while, though, because purple rabbit-like thing with horns and poison. He’s another Eclipse Jackalope, and when I’m using him as a character rather than an avatar, he’s… sort of obnoxious. He’s adventurous, but lazy. Gets himself into trouble a lot, kind of a bad influence on the other eclipse jackalopes… he’s basically the village idiot.
Also, that red mark on his side is usually blue. It’s only red there because it worked better with the color scheme. 8D;
This was my second encounter here. ._O
Shut up and take my pokedollars.
WHOA WHAT THE CAT BUTTS
I haven’t gotten to the areas I missed last time, but this is technically the first thing in Area 1 this time around. XD Pretty cool.
Oh, good. I thought Tren ate it.
Oh come on, I haven’t played this game in a while. Of course it took me two tries. Chill, dude. ):
You’re starting to sound like a banner ad.
I TAKE IT BACK.
I CAUGHT A TEEFS
So, do I just… put them in the mailbox?
I am not a collie
Arin: The buff, digging Wigglytuff.
It would appear that HM land and Item Ball land are one and the same.
There is candy at this theme park. O:
FOR FISH AND GLORY
I honestly just wanted to see what I’d get.
I’m not going to catch it. I can’t justify getting stuff from each area of the Safari zone and this, too. XD Or, well, I can. It just doesn’t feel right.
Time for Koga!
Maybe I should grind. ._O Nah.
None of you seem very ninja-ish.
WHOA MAN I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOU ANGRY
Okay, yeah, this is decidedly more ninja than the random Drowzees earlier in the gym. Nice job.
Get the barbecue sauce and the giant grill.
Yep, just as I thought. The Gyarados wound up eating the Arbok.
Look, I was just kidding about the snake turducken, okay?
Set is still too awesome for type advantages.
Is a ninja line like a conga line? That doesn’t sound very inconspicuous.
ON A DRAGON
TO BRING PEACE TO THIS MISERABLE LAND
Geez, you ninjas miss everything. ):
WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE STOP POISONING SET THANK YOU
Hypnos can learn moves that poison? ._O
can I choose purple
TROUT-LICKING NINJA JUGGLER
So I just sort of walked to the Pokemon Center like a non-Wigglytuff Rider and the crisis was averted.
I MISSED THE PUNCHLINE AGAIN
Sir, you’re not a villain. You’re a gym leader. This is an entirely different type of boss battle.
halp I am covered in dooms
Time to stop talking about doom and BE doomed.
Wait, I meant, um.
one hit koffing opener
This, on the other hand, is taking a while.
YOU ARE ONIONS TO ME
two hit koffing oranges
Oh, is this that doom you were rambling on about?
oh goodness me i do not know how we ever survived
that poison did all of eight damage i just
my life flashed before my eyes
there were so many cats
And then I stole Koga’s soul.
): He’s trying to poison me.
It’s okay, mate. Think non-doom thoughts. It’s not that hard.
Aww, you, too? ):
Next time: …I actually don’t know. XD